We’re taught we have to watch what we say when little ears are present but good news: there is a loophole. Even though society and dirty minds have taken away so many expressions, the innocence of children allows us to bring them back and get some cheap chuckles along the way.

We've created a book to share with you some of these great phrases. And we'd love to hear your I-can't-believe-I-just-said-that-out-loud phrases, too.